The Boat is unique. 

Before we go any further, you can now buy tickets for The Boat online at www.joannalark.com   

We set sail from St Katherine’s Pier (North downriver side of Tower Bridge) at 9pm, Saturday 26th June; then past HMS Belfast, under Tower Bridge, past Canary Wharf and the Dome towards the Barrier, then upriver perhaps as far as Putney before turning for home.  Docking at 2am.

There is dungeon equipment, music, delicious canapés served by our ever-attentive maids; AND you can do SM with your lover while cruising right through the heart of one of the most beautiful capital cities in the world on a glorious summer night. You can get Six of the Best going under Tower Bridge.

It is that good.

And it is just once a year.

It is much better to buy tickets in advance - from Zeitgeist, Holloway Road, or by post from Kane, 13 Riddlesdale Avenue, Tunbridge Wells, TN4 9AB. £25 each, cheques made payable to Ishmael Skyes. There have been SM boat parties since 1985 - tell me what party could possibly last 26 years without being brilliantly good?  Or Dave has some in Southwark, or Madam Caramel has got some, or D at Second Coming at the LAM and the LFF, or from the Barnet Bastille.

The Boat is a night not, under any circumstances, to be missed.